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Your Happiness Quotient (H.Q.)

Lester Jacobson Posted on June 7, 2015 by Lester JacobsonJune 10, 2015

Important to measure, even more important to grow. It consists of good, even temperament (20%); abundant humor (20%); inclination to see the bright side (20%); health and wellness (20%); and smarts, looks & luck (20%). If that’s true, and it seems as reasonable a formula as any, it’s good news, because most of it is under our own control. Good, even temperament: practice meditation, cultivate perspective. Abundant humor: enjoy the seemingly random if not perverse nature of the universe. Inclination to see the bright side: accept that light and dark emanate from the same source — how we see the world — and we are (almost always) free to choose. Health and wellness: stay active, exercise daily, eat right.

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Political Animal

Lester Jacobson Posted on January 31, 2015 by Lester JacobsonJanuary 31, 2015

The smartest people I know are fierce conservatives. The most compassionate are bleeding-heart liberals. Where is the Solomon who can cleave them together?

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Econ 101

Lester Jacobson Posted on December 12, 2014 by Lester JacobsonDecember 12, 2014

The reason economics is such an inexact science is that it’s so dismal at understanding the vagaries of human nature. Take pricing, about which people are supposed to be so sensitive. When I order two lattes, a banana and two paninis at Starbucks, I don’t run the calculations in my head, and I snap to attention only if the barista rings it up above a certain, call it the “alarm,” price point, in this case maybe $20. But anything in the teens sounds “about right” and I pay and leave without giving it further thought. And I think that’s how people are with most inexpensive purchases: they have a vague sense of the “right” amount of money to pay, within a certain range, and only above that do alarm bells sound.

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Colossi

Lester Jacobson Posted on October 24, 2014 by Lester JacobsonOctober 24, 2014

Bach and Beethoven are twin towering peaks, and which is the taller depends, on any given day, only on how our emotional clouds are blowing.

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Perspective

Lester Jacobson Posted on August 31, 2014 by Lester JacobsonAugust 31, 2014

How odd that we apprehend the universe through a neuron-filled cabbage atop a five-foot stalk of cartilage.

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Culture Shock

Lester Jacobson Posted on August 26, 2014 by Lester JacobsonAugust 26, 2014

Time travel is always intriguing, but it doesn’t teach us much about ourselves. We’d learn a great deal more if we could propel a few cave people to the present. They would surely admire our science – and be frightened by our culture, aghast at our obesity and slovenliness, stunned at our war-making capacities and dumbfounded that human nature has not progressed whatsoever.

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Fateful Skill

Lester Jacobson Posted on July 22, 2014 by Lester JacobsonJuly 22, 2014

Even under the worst circumstances, it is possible to prove oneself the master of fate, even if it is only to show grace and perseverance in handling whatever fate dishes out.

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Growth Spurt

Lester Jacobson Posted on July 1, 2014 by Lester JacobsonJuly 1, 2014

The body’s propensity to grow must be very strong indeed if kids can double in size in 15 years on a steady diet of Pepsi, pizza and mac and cheese.

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Room for Growth

Lester Jacobson Posted on July 1, 2014 by Lester JacobsonJuly 1, 2014

We are of course products of our genes, our environment and our upbringing. But we are not captive to them. The human capacity for growth and improvement is almost limitless.

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Maturity

Lester Jacobson Posted on July 1, 2014 by Lester JacobsonJuly 1, 2014

Acceptance of, even contentment with aging, rather than raging against the dying of the light, is the gift the old give the young.

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